Hell's Bottom

Hell's Bottom

If I Were A Soap Character: Back Beyond The Gates

Seriously what is with the impromptu photo shoots?

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Author Ed Anderson
Jul 29, 2025
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Watching Diego work out made me realize why everyone clamored for him to be their personal trainer. But as the great philosopher, Amber, once said: “The way I feel is sexual. It can't just be intellectual…”

“He is pretty to look at, isn’t he?” Vanessa asked me.

“Yes, and I am glad that you approached me,” I smiled at her…

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