If I Were A Soap Character: Back To Port Charles

Some things need to be said

At the Metro Court, I inspect rooms that look above the pool. There is no way that I want Kristina to fall from another one. That baby story lasted 5 years too long. And technically, it’s still going on, just in a different form.

Note to self, avoid Kristina at all costs.

“Who are you?” NuMikey asks as he sees me.

“NuMikey! I am so glad to see you,” I drin…